How To Gamble And Win
Okay. Before I get started, I should apologise because I cannot tell you how to gamble and win. In fact, I’ll go a step further and make a bold statement. It doesn’t really matter whether or not you believe it when you first read it, but just go with it for now.
“YOU CAN NEVER, EVER WIN. EVER!”
This means that you cannot break the bank at a casino, you cannot beat the bookies, there is no winning gambling system or magic formula, it’s impossible to tell if a slot machine will pay out, and there is no skill in roulette.
Some people reading this may well be thinking I’m talking rubbish especially if they have just had a large win at the casino or on the horses etc. However, I’m talking about winning long term and the people most likely to be reading this are those that know deep down that I’m telling the truth. Yes, you may have come out of the bookies or casino the other day in profit. Hell, on my penultimate visit to the casino I came out £900 up. Or you may have spoken to your neighbour Edna who told you of her win at the bingo last night, before going on to tell you that it came as such a relief after her double hip replacement…And what with Frank’s prostate and all…We all know someone like Edna.